The league is now scared of us
We are going to win on Wednesday. We are going to beat them down worse than Brick Tamland during the news fight.
The unofficial blog of for "I don't roll on shabbos", a team in the Spring/Summer 2007 division of DCKickball's Columbia Division.
Posted by Hutch at 8:00 AM
Overall record: 4-4-0
WDROS vs Franks Tanks - 3 to 13
WDROS vs Bob Vance Refrigeration - 5 to 7
WDROS vs Kickball? I thought you said Lickballs? - 2 to 6
WDROS vs Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins - 8 to 2
WDROS vs DIK Kickers- 16 to 4
WDROS vs Kickball? I thought you said Lickballs? - 2 to 3
WDROS vs Big Ballas - 6 to 5
WDROS vs Red White and Blue Balls - 8 to 5
Flipcup Tournament
Thanks to BVR for joining our team for the tournament! The merged team was named Bob Vance Refrigeration Doesn't Roll On Shabbos.
Columbia/Capital Bracket
BVRDROS vs Team that wrote in marker "One touch" across their boobs 3 to 1
BVRDROS vs Cool Team 0 to 3 (went to loser's bracket)
BVRDROS vs Team that wrote in marker "One touch" across their boobs and had a crazy bitch on their team who challenged me to a fight 3 to 2
BVRDROS vs Cool Team 3 to 0 then 3 to 1 (had to beat them twice)
Semifinals
BVRDROS vs Team that didn't know what hit them 4 to 0
Finals
BVRDROS vs Team that wore knee high socks, had extra people to cheer, and a crazy guy that threw a beer on Carter 0 to 4
We've played together under several monikers, including the AIRheads, the Ladybugs, and our favorite, Cheney's Duck Hunt.
There was a Cheney's Duck Hunt: The New Class, starring Hutch and Brighton, but that almost shouldn't count.
Shoutout to our new teammates Steven, Jeff, Jeremy, Ari, Dylan, Zach, Becki, Alisha, Arielle, Amanda, Jen, Jeanne, Rafaela, Amy, and Joanna.
Our alums: Allie, Damian, Kyle, Heather, Suja, Andrea, the Hebrew Hammer, Sean, Rebecca.
2 comments:
there will be a horse, and a man on fire, and i may even stab a guy in the heart with a trident!
Now that Sirinyay is gone (sniff sniff) I will have to heckle for both of us. Beware all man-bunters. I will question the size and potency of your manhood at top volume, with creativity and flair!
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